Steam has a rule that you cannot wear anything except a towel-I like Levi's, red hankies etc and this place is full of so-so guys with no action-most watch some stuck up porn star beat off--it is the stupidest bathhouse I have ever been in.

I enjoyed my time at Steam Portland on a Friday night. Lots of hot action, lots of guys looking for action. The staff was friendly and the facility was nice with a hot tub, steam room (cold shower inside), showers, internet access and an outdoor deck. On a Sunday night the place was pretty dead and the guys that were there didn't seem to be looking for action, I saw none. I would go on a Friday or Saturday. Maybe they could offer better prices on slower nights to get the people in.

We visited in May and thought by some of the reviews it was going to be a fun time. Well the place was boring, the guys were marginal and we found the facility to be lacking when comparing it to places we've visited around the country. If your just looking for a quickie, go early and run.

I come to Portland about once a year, and so I've been to Steam about 5 times since it opened, and it is without a doubt the nicest, cleanest, and definitely most stylish spa I've ever seen. That, combined with an array of every type of target of opportunity you could hope to find, make it hands-down my favorite club ever. Even one time when I was not feeling very interesting, I hadn't been in the place more than 5 minutes when I found myself being the object of a hot number's desires. I wish this place was in Seattle.

I actually use it for my overnight lodging. The sheets and pillows are like the Hilton the facility is like a first class hostel with very big clean hot tub and a huge rock steam room lol it is a hit or miss but I have had 3 different races in one night all under 20 with washboard abbs one time I woke up to a police officer off Dufy young hot and huge. Cocked and ready to go. The off streat parking is nice security is good. The staff are very friendly. Highly recommend this place to get out of the cold and get warmed up. Ask for out of Towners discount possibility of getting laid is Likly get your money's worth lol