Once again children of the shadiest city anywhere...
It's time to walk.
It's time to kick.
It's time to dip.
It's time to spin.
It's time to twirl.
It's time to serve.
It's time to werque.
It's time for...magick!
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Once again children of the shadiest city anywhere...
It's time to walk.
It's time to kick.
It's time to dip.
It's time to spin.
It's time to twirl.
It's time to serve.
It's time to werque.
It's time for...magick!
(¯`·._.·[ LOVEBALL ]·._.·´¯)
°o.O walkO.o°
×÷·.·´¯`·)» Kick«(·´¯`·.·÷×
···^v´¯`×) spin (×´¯`v^··
· ,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸-(_ Twirl)-,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸
- - --^[ LOVE BALL ]^-- - -butch
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Get your houses in order inspired ones. It's that time again.
You best bring your "A" game because the competition is always Fierce, Fresh, and Fishy. Whether she's BORN WITH IT or whether it's MAYBELLINE honey we want it all on our runway <3
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<3 MISS WILLAMETTE REALNESS
You are a true child of the Willamette Valley. You've finally won your title after years in the pageant circuit. After winning titles such as Miss Unicorn USA and Miss Kreature International you are reigning with grace and style... well maybe just style ( If you can call it that). The old adage " Keep Portland Weird" exists because of you. You are the epitome. FEMME FREAK all day everyday. She's easy. She's breazy. She's blemish fucking free.
<3 SUMMER CAMP REALNESS
I hate to bring back childhood trauma but I'm sure you remember being whisked away to "Camp" every summer. Whether it was nature camp or maybe bible camp I am sure you can regale in the outdoor adventures and the playing of my favorite camp game " hide and go get it" ok!
Give us Camp Counselors, Boy Scouts honor, and Girl scouts who tossed their cookies. Rock climbers and mountain men. Nature adventures at 'The Baths" or a weekend Beltane excursion to Wolf Creek. Use your imagination and maybe you will last while the other kids take a hike!
<3 SUBURBAN DREAM REALNESS
ZSa Zsa's given up her penthouse for a stint in the suburbs.
The city life has bored her so... but now that she's out there pursuing the "American Dream". She finds herself out of touch. She's popping more and more valium each day and the milk man is looking more and more enticing...
Give us June Cleaver, Your Mama out in Beaverton,
Desperate Housewives, Real Housewives, Carol Brady, and for the men who love them don your smoking jackets and repack your pipes.
<3 MISS SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
This is a category for the festive. You should look like Harvey Fierstein got sick after eating and entire Rainbow Flag while riding on a unicorn. You just happened to be in the way " ad nauseum". Celebrate all of the colours of the rainbow. Give us EXTRAVAGANZA of the highest degree whether femme, butch, creature, and anything in between.
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