~~~~~~~~~~ HAUS OF LOVE PRESENTS ~~~~~~
LOVEBALL PDX 2015
THREE YEARS AGO, IN A SEEDY LEATHER BAR, ON THE DAY OF SAINT VALENTINE, THE CHILDREN OF PORTLAND CAME TOGETHER FOR A NIGHT OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION, LOVE, AND HARMONIOUS DECADENCE
Three year’s later and it is a yearly/touring event.
Haus of Love decided to get back to the root of where LOVE BALL was inspired; that’s right, we’re going old skewl and making this Ball a charity event for those who helped pav...
~~~~~~~~~~ HAUS OF LOVE PRESENTS ~~~~~~
LOVEBALL PDX 2015
THREE YEARS AGO, IN A SEEDY LEATHER BAR, ON THE DAY OF SAINT VALENTINE, THE CHILDREN OF PORTLAND CAME TOGETHER FOR A NIGHT OF CREATIVE EXPRESSION, LOVE, AND HARMONIOUS DECADENCE
Three year’s later and it is a yearly/touring event.
Haus of Love decided to get back to the root of where LOVE BALL was inspired; that’s right, we’re going old skewl and making this Ball a charity event for those who helped pave our queer roads, taught us to defy the realms of gender and sexuality, and told us that it is okay to LOVE. We are excited to announce that a percentage of the proceeds from LOVE BALL PDX will go to / SAGE Metro Portland / A nonprofit that serves the needs of the LGBTQ senior community here in Portland. We want to show them that we thank them for paving the road we ALL walk on today.
Okay, good, now that we got that out of the way, let’s get to the bad; to the dirty; to the fun and the silly. Drum-machine please…
Four Categories; Five Trophies; One Grand Supreme prize package that includes: Grand supreme trophy, Nike Custom Shoe Gift Card,Kiehls gift bag (It put’s the lotion on the skin), Red Light clothing exchange gift certificate,CASH!! and of course the most important of all.... The glory, the fame .....The LOVE
++++ We are honored to have House of ADA open the ball this year...Last year they took home most of our trophies and this NYE founding house member Daniel Giro'n snatched more trophies at the
Black & White Ball ++++++++
╔═..══════╗ CATEGORIES ╚══════..═╝
*Wintour Is Cumming*
and she is looking for your best presentation. We're talking editorial on the runway; Do not bore Nina, because we need to tell you something: McQueen is dead and the battle for the throne continues!!! Think; Comme De Garçon, Alexander McQueen, Heatherette, Victor and Rolf, Hussein Chalayan, Raf Simons, Chanel ....Give high fashion..... give us Kreature couture just give us all you got
*Take Me to Church*
Ohh lord/Jesus/Muhammad/Zeus/Zoroaster/Mother Earth/Buddha/Dollar-Scrilla; the sinners have been sinning, and we need a release from their sins! Get us to the nearest church and shake the demons out of our souls! Fuck them out! Whack them out! Twerk them out! Tutt them out! Vogue them out! Tecktonic the shit out of them! Regan is speaking in tongues and Father Lancaster is NOT doing shit: Big hair, bangles, crosses, floral print dresses, modesty, pagan nudesty, Tammy Faye pagentsry; Show us your religion...on the dance floor.
*Porno Cliche*
A category for the drag kings and cum guzzling beerdo-queens. We are in need of some help! Kim broke the Internet and that mean's, where the fuck is my X-tube!? We're waiting for the coach/the teacher/ the police officer/ the delivery driver/ the school girl/ the creeper/ the car jack-jerker/ gloryhole soldier/ Health-Goth, Chav fucking loaner--to help us out. My phone is dead, but i'm still cummin.
*Herstory*
Misogyny ain't dead, but it better be, cuz Herstory is the future...GET WITH IT. She defines what is strength; pedagogy; courage; sex and gender (there's a difference, Thx): Queen Elizabeth, Amelia Earhart, Divine, Beyonce, Joan of Arc, Audrey Hepburn, Joan Jett, Oprah...Bring the icon, tell the story,make us proud......
´*•.¸(*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´ «´ JUDGES.°•´¨`» .¸.•*(¸.•*´`*•.¸)`*•.
Celebrity guest Host/Judge
+++++++ RICHIE RICH +++++++
(SF/NY – Legendary Club Kid/ Pan-O-Ramic / Heatherette / MAC Makeup / Party Monster)
+ HANNAH BLILIE GOSSIP +
(Queer-punk icon, heartthrob, and drummer of THE GOSSIP)
+ MICHAEL SHAW TALLEY +
(QWEEN MOTHER HAUS OF LOVE, LookBook ,BlowPony, Critical Mascara, Black and White Ball, Shorty Shorts,Party thrower)
+ MISS SHITNEY HOUSTON +
(LookBook, DICKSLAP, HELLO HELLO, BLOWPONY and LOVE BALL Co-Cover Grrrl)
*•.¸(*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´ «´¨`•°DEE-JAYS.°•´¨`» .¸.•*(¸.•*´`*•.¸)`*•.
+ HOLD MY HAND + (LoveBall,Bridge Club, Polari, Queerlandia) soundcloud.com/hold_my_hand mixcloud.com/HOLDMYHAND
++++SUPER SPECIAL GUEST DEE-JAY++++
+ SPF666 + (Club Chemtrail and FACT MAGAZINE 10 best ballroom tracks of 2014) https://soundcloud.com/spf666
*•.¸(*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´ •°COIN COLLECTOR.°• .¸.•*(¸.•*´`*•.¸)`*•.
+ WOLFGANG SEBASTIAN BLOODHAWK III+ (BlowPony, LookBook, Chicken Strip, Love Ball, and Anna Wintour’s FashionMARE)
*•.¸(*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´ «´VISUALS°•´¨`» .¸.•*(¸.•*´`*•.¸)`*•.
+ GULA DELGATTO +
(SHORTY SHORTS, LookBook, SISSY BOY,Portland Legend & PDX’s Queer Portraitist)
*•.¸(*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´ DOOR MONST★RS .¸.•*(¸.•*´`*•.¸)`*•.
+ STACY ST__L LISA +
(BlowPony, Shorty Shorts, Chicken Strip, Queerlandia, Critical Mascara, and LOVE BALL’S Cover Girl)
And your host…
,¡i|¹i¡¡i¹|i¡,. CHANTICLEER `"¹li¡|¡|¡il¹"`
PDX - (Magic Mouth, LOVE BALL, Evelyn, Critical Mascara, PICA darling, Gypsie of the wind) .............................................................................
******* Pre-register your house/category @ Loveballpdx@gmail.com *********
Doors 9pm
Cover $10.00
Ball begins Promptly 11:30pm
*********IMPORTANT**********
Please Pre-register as our categories will fill up quickly. We have limited space for each category....