Achilles' Barkday Pawty and Benefit

Hey hey hey hey hey hey heeeeeeeyarrrroooooo, *runs in circles* I will be celebrating my birthday at the Eagle Portland on March 21. The event will commence after our regularly scheduled mostly mosh and run until 11:30pm. The evening will feature DJ Anorexic and I'm proud to be welcoming The Lady Onalicious Valentine-Mercury back as my MC. The evening is also the Eagle's monthly undergear night and the normal $5 admissions fee will be waived for all who participate in underwear or birthday suits. Raffle prizes, including a final 50/50 cash raffle prize, have been donated by Willy Rex McNew of The Vancouver Bears and Dan Henderson, manager of the Eagle. Following the raffle, you will have the opportunity to bid on a puppy. Please understand that our puppies will not be having sex with you. However, those of us available for bidding are happy to accompany you for an evening (or whatever). Details will be worked out between the winning bidder and the puppy. I myself and Pup Turbo are available for bids. I am also looking for any other puppies (or Handlers) that would like to donate their time and be bid on. All proceeds from the raffle and how-much-is-that-puppy-in-the-window auction are being evenly donated to PDX-PAH and Martha's Pantry. Martha's Pantry serves HIV+ members of the greater Vancouver, WA area. We are proud to be working together again. I want to personally thank Master Ron Rasmussen of the Portland Leathermen (PLM). He will be flogging me during an exhibition show. *rocket* *wags* The evening will also feature drink specials, a rope artist, and my public flogging. I look forward to my lashings. *wags* Of course, there will also be a mosh area. As with all our events at the Eagle, we encourage, but do not require, you to wear as much gear or as little clothing as possible. Although hard soled footgear and boots are not allowed in the moshing area for safety reasons, my mentor, Shawn Patrick will working the bootblack stand. Please encourage everyone you know to attend the event from all over. Make new friends and invite them. Stop total strangers on the street and bark at them about the night. I look forward to sniffing you all soon. This is my 29th barkday and I am so beyond thrilled to be spending it with my Pack and raising money for two amazing organizations. If you are interested in being an auctioned puppy or rope artist, please contact me. I could still use someone masterful with rope work and at least a few more exhibitionist puppies who wanna wag for a good cause. Thank you all so much. *nuzzles* Very respectfully, Pup Erin Matteo Achilles Events Coordinator, PDX-PAH PS I do apologize, but this will be a 21+ event since it is being held at a bar. Please know that I wish you could join us and I woof you so hard! *licks*