Club Kai-Kai : L.A.Croix Sweetie Darling

We’re getting back to our roots and making a run to Lovecraft, sweetie darling. We missed the grit, we missed the lazers, we missed the dancing, we missed that fucking sound system, and we missed being the trashy rejects of goth; cus, like, we’re still Jenny from the block. And because we got bougie there for a bit, we thought we’d continue in the lowest common denominator possible and have an LA invasion. Also, no shade, LA might be in a drought, but we have LaCroix Water sponsoring this party #wetterthanyourgirl. Ya-asssss, Lacroix is sponsoring the party or something, BC Portland’s professional party crier RAKEEM made a jam about the holy water and now we are going to baptise you all... So, bust out the bubbles and bubble butts, because Club Kai-Kai is back at Lovecraft Bar and we’re sloppy power-tops/bottoms/depends-what-I-ate. For this month’s lineup of pop-up performers (and DJ) we have the most talked about/most tossed salad around town, Ambrosia Salad! And though she might not be a flavor of Lacroix, Strawberry will be keeping the night nice and sweet. But, in case if she gets salty and you need to speak with the manager, we have Sarah Probblem on hand. We don’t know if they actually majored in rimjobology, but this Fine Artist (Bashir) is here to please. Lastly, Rakeem no puns for you, because we had to settle down on the puns DJ Buckmaster (Resident Club Kai-Kai) Ambrosia Salad (LA) Drag Strawberry (LA) Sarah Problem (LA) Fine Artist (LA) Ambrosia Salad (LA) Rakeem (L-A....C-R-O-I-X) Door Ann Pyne Productions Host/Go-Go/Trash/Polaroider Stacy Stl Lisa (Resident Club Kai-Kai) $10 8pm-2:30pm